Jake Gyllenhaal in His Underwear (OR IS IT)
According to the Rules of Scandalous Jake Gyllenhaal Photos, the gayer the picture, the more likely it's a Photoshop job.
I can't believe I'm actually typing these words (it brings me deep personal shame to even admit I would know this) but...Jake's legs are longer, his arms are bigger, his head is large, but not that large, and that head did not start out on that body (T-minus 10...9...8... until someone finds the original pic in the IHJ archives). But POINTS FOR EFFORT, random Photoshopper.
And yet lack of points for sticking TMZ's logo on there because hello, it's super-easy to just go to fucking TMZ and see that the picture is not there and therefore this is made up.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Still not quite as gay as the internet desperately wants him to be.
Picture from Dlisted. Thank you to Melissa and Vanessa both for alerting me to this craziness!
34 comments:
Too freakin funny!
I just posted this. Damn.
I think it's freaking hilarious.
I WISH IT WAS REAL. (I almost feel bad about debunking it.)
Nice try at 'shopping Profit Girl
Hhhahahhhahahahahaha!!!!'
Plus..i truly believe he wears boxershorts...BUT posing and making fun would just fit to him...but I trust prophecy girl here with the details of his body shape...i wonder if he cares or sees things like that...
I don't think i am going out on the limb in thinking that a memer of what's left of Jake's online fandom did this.
Poor job all around and I also noticed the weird "halo" around his head, you can actually see Jake's head and the original guys hair.
It looks like a very tacky hotel room but also looks very dated/vintage.
I bet they came across some vintage site, probally gay with pics like this. The Grace Jones pose makes me think the original pic is from the 80's?
What I find really amusing is that some people actually think it's real, LOL!!!
PS: What's up with his fingers on his left hand, they look like twigs and his right foot looks like it was chopped off.
"Profit Girl"?!! Actually, that fits me quite well. I'll go with that, anon. ;) (Although, um, clearly I am in no way responsible for this.)
And YES, anon-directly-above, the halo is a tell-tale giveaway!! This does seem to have gotten Jake quite a lot of coverage today, and for that and other reasons I'll totally subscribe to your theory of this being done by a fan. It's interesting the way these things pop up with no clear origin...
As for Jake himself, I would be willing to bet he is, and will remain, oblivious to all of this. :D
Prophecy Girl,
I'm sure you know that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose - only an idiot would belive Jake's "relationship" with Taylor Swift was a relationship.
Hi Mary aka peegee
Off your meds again? The pic is fake?? Too bad, all that "work" for nothing, LOL!!!
Crazy peegee
http://www.blogger.com/profile/04669415015184105792
Fake PG,
The month of February called to remind you how much I don't care.
Also, GEESE ARE GAY?!
Real PG
I'm confused and my lack of Internet which means lack of ability to click on links :|
this is TOO funny. Anyone who has seen Jake's body can see this is NOT him.
He's got bigger parts (wink) better looking tushie than this guy has.
Sam, you're not missing much, just me referencing my WFT post from a few months ago in which PrairieGirl insisted I cared when I did not. :D
So...turns out I was WRONG! Jake was not actually oblivious in this case and has issued a cease and desist (!!) (not to me...but I'm not that important). More HERE.
I have never seen this before and dammit if I'm not excited for him for fighting back. OWN YOUR ONLINE SELF, JAKE.
(Thanks to Vanessa and Cantara both for sending this to me simultaneously! :))
I think the reason Jake is fighting back this time because its insulting to his body.
Gay as a goose? Thats all you got, are you Blake Shelton's sibling? What a homophobe, but deseperate measures call for deseperate comparisons. As a member of the geese population, I take offense at the generalization.
And I guess I am also a member of the idiot population too.
Jake's legal team are asking people to take this photo down
I can understand Jake not being happy this one is making the rounds.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j18/Juliathecat/Jake/enhanced-buzz-29846-1305655597-1.jpg
Call me crazy, but the fuss over this pic makes me think it's real.
^^^ It'd be hilarious if it was! But that's just not his body. Also, I'm 100% sure someone could find that picture of his head if they had the time on their hands to look through IHJ. It looks so damn familiar I may have used it once myself...
Ha ha hahaha ha ha. God, what we would have given back in the day to be threatened by Jake's lawyers! Judging by this we certainly deserved it; we photoshopped waaaaaay worse things - we put a puggle's head on his body!
Oh my God, I'd forgotten about that!! And made insinuations about him and another dog on top of it all! I'm still a little confused as to why *this* particular picture set him off, but if we'd only known back in the day that this was all it took to get his attention, we'd have been putting out Photoshopped pictures of him in his underwear IN BULK. :)
Gay as a goose? ha, that's funny (LAME.)
Anyways, yeah, it wasn't a serious relationship. It was casual. Very casual.Taylor Swift just went all dramatic when they broke up (a little too dramatic, like for her last 4 celebrity boyfriends who dumped her) LOL.
Gay as a goose? ha, that's funny (LAME.)
Anyways, yeah, it wasn't a serious relationship. It was casual. Very casual.Taylor Swift just went all dramatic when they broke up (a little too dramatic, like for her last 4 celebrity boyfriends who dumped her) LOL.
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