Friday, April 22, 2011

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Well, that was fast!  Seems like only yesterday we found out Jake signed on to End of Watch (a movie I know nothing about except that it involves police-people) and now here he is, all skinhead-y and packing heat! 

This movie is due out in 2013, but since the world is going to end in 2012, we will never see it, which is why this picture is the best thing that's going to happen to you this Friday.

This picture comes to us courtesy of E!Online, which comes to us courtesy of mayumintolor. :)

35 comments:

NoSuchAngel April 22, 2011 at 11:26 AM  

Skinhead Jake?! Somehow skinhead cop Jake isn't the same as hot-fake-Marine skinhead Jake. Am I wrong?!? Also am I the only one put off by action film direction Jake's career has taken as of late? Just don't know how I feel about that. I will admit I havent seen SC yet. Finances haven't allowed. Oh the life of a broke college student...

gyllenhaalisgr8 April 22, 2011 at 11:48 AM  

Naomi freaked when Jake came home shaved from Jarhead boot camp. She's gonna love this! I guess I don't see the reasoning to have Jake completely shorn to play a cop; I don't see any cops around here looking like that. This photo has taken a lot of joy out of looking forward to End of Watch, and that's a lot, coming from me. Maybe if it follows a long career, he will have hair in some of the years...what a waste of good, healthy follicles.

Monica April 22, 2011 at 11:49 AM  

END OF WATCH

Director/Writer: David Ayer
Producer: John Lesher
Casting Directors: Mary Vernieu and Lindsay Graham
Start Date: July 6, 2011 for 5 weeks
Location: Los Angeles
Budget: $5 Million

DAN TAYLOR - JAKE GYLLENHAAL
MIKE ZAVALA - MICHAEL PENA

STORY LINE: This is a documentary-style look into the lives of TAYLOR and ZAVALA, two dedicated young cops who are doing their part to clean up the mean streets of Los Angeles. Good buddies as well as police partners, the duo never hesitates to rush in where angels fear to tread -- but their gung-ho style may have earned them some serious enemies in very high places...

[JANET] CAUCASIAN/LATE 20s -- This petite, very pretty young woman is Taylor's new girlfriend. She is a brilliant engineer and a bit of a geek. She is every bit Taylor's match intellectually which means that she just could be the girl of his dreams. Janet is a straight shooter who makes it clear from the start that she's not interested in a fly-by-night relationship. She and Taylor wind up married in short order, and they are thrilled to learn that Janet has become pregnant. She also gets along famously with Zavala's wife, Gabby -- who may be her help and support when tragedy strikes...LEAD

Sasha,  April 22, 2011 at 12:26 PM  

I'm so looking forward to the bald Jake NOT!!!
geeeeez, I really don't like that kinda "hair-cut" on any man, and Jake just showed i don't like it on him too.
WHY??? oh WHY?????? *desperatelooktoheaven*

I'm with you gyllenhaalisgr8, less joy to look forward to EOW.

Anonymous,  April 22, 2011 at 12:39 PM  

OMG...so is this movie being shot in LA? the whole time? Wow..he does really look like ay cop. But as prophecy girl says: we have to stare at the pics cause we will never see the movie ;-)..looking forward to your replies, where the movie is shot...plus...thanks for telling me, how do i leave a comment with an account? I dont want to be anonymous :-s see ya...XX Kitty XX

Becky Heineke April 22, 2011 at 1:40 PM  

^^^ Do you have a Gmail account? You can sign in and leave a comment through your ID there, or through LiveJournal, Wordpress, AIM, and, er, a couple of others I think... Or you can do exactly what you did and just sign your name at the bottom! :)

And likewise, I'll be interested to hear about the filming of this! I'm even more confused by this picture + the haircut if filming doesn't start until July (?!!). Weird. Speaking of which...

Monica - THANK YOU for that info. :)

NSA - I think you will be pleasantly surprised by Source Code! It's a little less action-y than you might think...

To everyone - So a universal no to Jake's hair?! And here I was actually kind of digging this look! (Does anyone else think he looks eerily like Mark-Paul Gosselaar in this picture?)

coffeecat April 22, 2011 at 4:30 PM  

I agree with NSA - skinhead cop Jake isn't the same as hot-fake-Marine skinhead Jake. No, NSA, you are not wrong!!!

In that photo, the guy on the right looks like a Real Cop and Jake looks like an actor who is pretending to be a cop.

I just wish some of the movies Jake is making now, had been made earlier in his career, right after BBM, and Jarhead. His choices of the Zodiac killer and international torture, just didn't keep him riding the crest he could have been riding. (I mixed some metaphors or something there.)

Sam April 22, 2011 at 5:14 PM  

It's not a universal no!!!! I like it!!! I mean imprefer source code hair length but I much prefer this to longer locks. And i think back to some pap pica during jarhead time and some of them were my favorite!!!

But I'm still in shock. Has the kid really shaved his head?! Has there been pics other than these with him and no hair?!

gyllenhaalisgr8 April 22, 2011 at 6:50 PM  

QUESTION: If they are not filming until July, where did the photo come from??

Sasha,  April 23, 2011 at 8:55 AM  

@gyllenhaalisgr8 on eonline they say it's a promotional shoot - there are more pictures on IHJ

Vanessa April 23, 2011 at 11:20 AM  

Hey, I totally agree with NSA, gyllenhaalisgr8, Sasha, & coffeecat.

The Swoff "high & tight" was the right look for that movie, but there is no need for this skinhead look as an LA cop. WTF? When did the LA cops start looking like that? I don't think so. Wondering if this is Ayer's idea or if the barber got shear happy & just went too far?

Sasha,  April 23, 2011 at 3:23 PM  

hahahah @Vanessa maybe the barber got distracted by the awesomeness under his hands and "boom" cut to short and then they went for "this" 0.o

Becky Heineke April 23, 2011 at 5:35 PM  

I concur with coffeecat's assessment of the timing of Jake's movie roles. There was so much he could have capitalized on in those post-BBM days! When Jake inevitably calls me to ask for career advice, I fully plan to bring this up to him...

IHJ has some new paparazzi pictures up and he most definitely had his head covered with both a baseball cap AND a hoodie, which makes me think he sides with the majority opinion when it comes to the shaved head.

KD,  April 23, 2011 at 6:11 PM  

OH MY, IT'S LIKE THE ADVENT OF JARHEAD JAKE AGAIN.

Unknown April 23, 2011 at 6:15 PM  

I actually don't mind this skinhead look.

It's funny though since I saw these right after I finished watching PoP again. TO be honest, BBM Jake hair was my favorite so...

But skinhead Jake isn't bad...

Unknown April 23, 2011 at 6:16 PM  

OH, AND "DONK" IS KD.

Sorry, I just realized I could use my gmail account. Weird, huh?

KD

Anonymous,  April 23, 2011 at 8:52 PM  

I don't mind the bald look, better than him with a beard.

Taylor? I find it ironic his character's last name is Taylor (nuff said, eye roll, he also picked up a guitar while he was in Iceland, Taylor Brand. Thank goodness that's all the taylors he is exposed to these days)

I like a man in uniform and I think he looks good.

maybe he is a rookie and that is why the shaved head. Someone said that cops shave their heads so suspects can't grab their hair?

Sam April 23, 2011 at 11:40 PM  

Well in the latest pap pics he is looking MIGHT-TY FINE!!! so I'm not complaining about it.

We could put it this way, we get to see more of his skin?!?!?

Sasha,  April 24, 2011 at 3:13 AM  

@PG hummm I didn't thought of it that way - but maybe you are right 0.o

To me the haircut as in the Rome-Pictures for SC is my absolute favorite :D

LoL @Sam that is another way to put it

Sumi K April 24, 2011 at 6:24 PM  

what on earth? i cant even...


bad move, gylls. bad move.

Clarabel April 25, 2011 at 5:42 PM  

I'm with the minority here, like the skinhead Jake. The picture reminds me of one of the characters from Prison Break...boy I miss that show and all the hotties!

Do prefer Jarhead look, followed closely by Source Code/Proof hair, but definitely not adverse to the new look..

Becky Heineke April 26, 2011 at 10:41 AM  

Prison Break! Those were the days. It was all Wet for Went and Jake Watch...pop culture used to be so much more fun!! :)

Anonymous,  May 2, 2011 at 3:42 PM  

jake could wear a bright pink wig and still be drop dead gorgeous!!! the man just oozes sex appeal. he could put me under arrest and read me my rights any day!!!!

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