Sunday, March 13, 2011

All of the Important Things that Happened at SXSW this Weekend

1.  Jake hung out with Pee-wee Herman.




2.  Some dude tried to take Jake's picture in the men's room.*
3. Duncan Jones made fun of short people.


Best.  Film Festival.  Ever.

* Dlisted says Jake went medieval on his ass, TMZ says he calmly and rationally talked through the situation, and Dan, who was behind Jake in line for the bathroom, says the whole thing was just pretty damn hilarious.

10 comments:

Sam March 14, 2011 at 6:45 AM  

That post was great, but THE BEST bit was the two tiny little lines at the bottom. MY GOD i want to know the real story on that one.

I will also admit, that i was slightly angry/jealous to see Pee-wee with Jake. Again, that should have been me. Argh

Becky Heineke March 14, 2011 at 8:10 AM  

I know, right?! The conflicts in what's being reported have definitely piqued my interest. Entertainment Weekly asked him about it and he kind of laughed it off, but they called it a "heated scuffle" and he said something like, "That's true!" I personally see him more as the type to freak out over something like that than to, well, not.

And agreed on Pee-wee. Next time you come this way, we'll have to try to time your trip to coincide with a film festival! ;)

Call Me Mo March 14, 2011 at 3:34 PM  

I would freak out if I were him too. You don't take a picture of someone taking a leak. That just isn't right.

I like the mental image of him smashing some fan-boy against the wall. (I have violent tendencies. ;])

Becky Heineke March 15, 2011 at 9:35 AM  

^^^ Ditto! It ups his manliness factor, too. Win all the way around if that's the way it went down.

Call Me Mo March 16, 2011 at 2:41 PM  

Ha! This is great!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-03-15-taiwanese-animators-on-jake-gyllenhaal-sxsw-bathroom-incident

Becky Heineke March 17, 2011 at 9:10 AM  

^^^ I saw that!!! It's, like, ten times better than even the story itself. Taiwan for the win.

BeautifulMess74 March 24, 2011 at 6:26 AM  

OMG too funny. I hadn't seen/read this until now. I can't believe Jakey was so close, yet so far (as most things are in Texas) I gotta say, he's right in getting upset about that invasion of privacy. But being a twisted Jakey fan, I might have tried to run in the b/r and take the pic myself.

Jake exposed... Yumm. Which would have likely played out like a 70s D-rate script for hardcore porn. As Jake shoves me against the bathroom wall as he scolds me for trying to take the pic. Followed by him saying some cheesy porn-esque line like, "You're cheap cellphone camera's pixelation won't do it justice, sweetheart. So how about i give you a VIP fan experience instead" as he whips his junk out and we begin to f...

lol Ok. Sorry, I really have to stop watching online porn, and replying to blogs this damn early cuz my imagination is getting out of hand.

Becky Heineke March 24, 2011 at 9:54 AM  

^^^ Dear God in Heaven, that made me laugh. :D AW, I'd forgotten how much I missed your comments... ;D

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