Creative Stalking Techniques
There is such brilliance in this approach. Jake has NO IDEA.
(From 2009.)
Also, though I never got around to announcing that Jake was going to be a celebrity guest for the Stand Up to Cancer telethon on September 10, Jake is no longer listed as a celebrity guest for the Stand Up to Cancer telethon on September 10, but that's probably because Jake may never have actually been listed as a celebrity guest for the Stand Up to Cancer telethon on September 10 to begin with, and that was just the internet being dumb. But think of this as a win, because even though we no longer have a reason to debate whether he'll shave his beard before then, we also no longer have to sit through watching a telethon.
Also, for any American readers out there who are just coming back to us after a long Labor Day weekend (or non-Americans who aren't weekend stalkers), I'm Stalking Jake! (the book!) is OUT NOW. And everyone who reads this blog is required to buy a copy and then write me a 5-star review on Amazon; otherwise I'll have to go back to having a real job and won't be able to write this blog every day and EVERYONE LOSES (especially Jake, because that poor kid can't even tell when he's being stalked by women in posters unless I'm here to point it out to him).
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LMAO to the label PG ... "a purse" ...
he looks so good in those pictures - my heart actually skipped a beat hoping he'd shaved
.....sigh.....
This isn't the first set of pics at this particular beauty supply store. I wonder what it is that he routinely goes in there for. Hmmmm.
Man purses.
Honestly PG! You really had be fooled, I thought Jake might've *finally* shaved but we're still getting an influx of old photos :P
Oh well, who cares. Any Jake is amazing Jake ;)
And I totally will buy the book, but being 17 I do have a lack of income right now :P as soon as I get some money I'll be buying it! (And of course writing you a 5 star review ;))
Is that a salon or a beauty supply store? I'll never understand why LA needs 8 billion stores that sel overpriced hair and body products.
I hope he has some gel in that murse.
Yeah, and they also SELL overpriced beauty supplies. Doh.
That's not a man purse, it's a bag from the store. I've noticed he uses some sort of gel on his eyebrows (or at least they use it when he's being photographed or on the red carpet). I can just imagine . . . he makes special trips for eyebrow gel. [Jake gazes into his medicine cabinet as he's getting ready] "OH MAN!! I'm outta my brow gel . . SHIT!!" bffftHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you, CigarattesAndCoffee! :) It's out there now forever so there's no huge hurry. I appreciate it whenever you buy it! :D
They say you learn something new every day and today I learned about...eyebrow gel! How did mankind ever survive to the present day without the inventions of modern beauty care?! (And Leslie, I knew it wasn't a purse; I was just going out of my way to obtuse in the name of making fun of him...as usual! :D)
lol, it does look like a purse at first glance!
Eyebrow gel?? We're seriously understocked here! What the hell is eyebrow gel and what is it used for exactly?
Anyone?
I think that's a salon! You can tell by how artfully coiffed his hair looks.
They fluffed it out just enough in back so people won't readily notice the huge tumor-shaped growth on the back of his head...
No wait.
That is his head. He's preparing to do the remake of that movie with Dennis Quaid where he played a space alien or was the other guy the alien, and Dennis Quaid was stranded?
Or maybe it's that other movie sequel, or a prequel to the one with James Caan and he has this huge head...but that was his forehead not in back. And he had bad peeling,lizard skin, or freckles.
Jake! If they want to add freckles, Just. Say. No!
PG here is a PSA for Stand up 2 Cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgsNFXVQSs
it was stated in July, I believe, he was going to be part of the telethon
sweetpea
As far as the brow gel is concerned, there's a lot of pics where you can see it . . but here's one (and this series in particular). There's too many for me to link.
eyebrow gel ... 8)
well - there is a buyer for everything I guess ... and those make up artists really are crazy
PG, I still don't know what that first picture is supposed to be. Maybe I missed something. ?
These pictures are Amazing, he looks incredible! Damn hurry up and shave that beard!!!
Eyebrow gel?! Wow, im a hairdresser and ive never heard of it. Makes sense though i spose. Personally i would just shape them properly!!
-Sasha- I'm from "down under" And i dont know of any word that can directly translate into Frauenversteher. In our country, men are really men, and i dont think there is any need for a word like that here. Only negative ones!!! haha!
Haha, I so noticed those perfectly coiffed eyebrows back here on THIS POSTwhen Mo put up that cute pic of him HERE
In that pic, it TOTALLY looks like he uses some kind of gel on those gorgeous brows. >;-)
sweetpea, thanks for that! There was a commenter in the last thread who said that some gossip bloggers picked up on that very PSA and just reported that he would be part of the telethon based on that (?). But I guess regardless, he's not involved now... :-/
Mo, you mean the stalking reference in the post? 'Cause I was just being dumb and talking about how the woman in the poster looked like she was ogling his ass! But maybe that's not what you meant and I didn't want to ask you to clarify in reference to a comment where you asked me to clarify...ha! :D
Awww, I love that picture from when we were 2 months old! And now today was our 180th (!!) post. So much Jake! So many much time when I had no idea he was gelling up his eyebrows...
Brow gel has been around for a long time. Here's how to use it and if you google it there's a ton of products. I'm thinking he uses brown tinted.
Ugh, CigarattesAndCoffee im in the same boat im 17, I don't have a job, and my birthday was before i found out the book was available, and typical me I spent all the money as soon as it was in my hands. But I promise too PG, that i'll buy it as soon as i can.
awww i thought he shaved :( still love him but he looks way better shaved :S.... as soon as i et enough money i´ll buy the book :)
Look at me, guilt-tripping people to spend money they don't have... :) I'll probably be somewhat annoying with the sales pitches for a while (because I'm poor, too)...but I know you guys are good for it!!
Like I said, PG, only when you get your batch orders and sign them will I order it! LOL. How could I miss upon the opportunity of getting your signature?! After all, since you are essential Jake's Sig. Other, it's almost as if I'm getting JAKE'S signature as well! (Hey, does that count as my six degrees?! LOL)
I have no idea what men go to the salon for. I don't even go to the salon regularly, probably one ever six months for a haircut...
But he is looking fine in these pictures. Why is he so desperate to end his 2010 year looking like a mossy mess?! D:
his hair is lovely here...so luscious - he should strive to look like this every day *nods* :)
How could you darling?
Just when I thought Jake had shave some! You go and stick a 2009 thing at the bottom! I'm not happy! X
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