Jake Gyllenhaal Finally Beating Rob Pattinson in Something (Or At Least He Was)

Hollywood Life has bestowed upon the world a Very Exciting Article called "Hollywood's 15 Best Kissers REVEALED!"  Some guy named Jake Gyllenhaal made his way onto the list; he was vouched for by Prince of Persia costar Gemma Arterton, who said, "Yeah, he is all right!"  (Don't go overboard on your enthusiasm there, Gemma.)

Because in this internet age it's all about the "reader interaction," Hollywood Life decided to let us, the lowly public, vote for our choice for Hollywood's best kisser.  Current landslide victor?

Yeah, I'll bet you're not feeling so Glamour-UK-Sexy right now, are you, Pattinson?  Suck it, baby.  Suck it hard.  And tell Taylor Lautner to suck it too while you're at it.  And tell Justin Bieber it will never stop being creepy to see him show up on these lists.  And tell Will Ferrell to stop voting for himself.  And...and...

...and alright, truth be told, by the time I get this post up, Jake will probably no longer be in the lead because the Twilight crowd finally found this poll and is stuffing the ballot box.

Damn.  It was nice while it lasted.

Well, in a fair and just world, Jake would be at the top of the list (and the poll results) on experience alone.  The man has made out with every person in Hollywood:

(Oh wait, these two didn't make out; I just wanted them to.)

And now he's run out of people, so he's having to go back through the list and do some repeats:

Jake Gyllenhaal:  Hollywood's manwhore, losing yet another desirability poll to this guy:

Thanks to Silver for the tip!!  Pattison pic stolen from this Facebook page.