CAR POST.

There was another post for today, about some other pictures...BUT THOSE WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

OMG.  Here we go...

The Approach:

Profile shot!  Check out this new angle by which we are observing our car scene.  Do I like it?  Do I not?  I'm going to have to wait and see what it does for me as this plays out...

The Grab:

No fooling around this time, Jake just dives in and goes for it.  Make it happen, baby!

The Open, Part 1:

True he has nothing in his hands, and therefore it's a difficult place to start in terms of impressive feats.  But he's just stone cold taking charge here.  Check out the grip on that handle.  There is power in that grip.  I gotta give him props; this is a high quality performance...

The Open, Part 2:

AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.  What even IS this?  That last picture is like the lone bastion of manliness amongst car door opening techniques, but this picture?  In this picture Jake's delicate-yet-virile hands seem hesitant to even touch that which he has just swung open.  THIS IS A TERRIBLE OPEN PART 2, JAKE.

The Get-In:

Alright, so really there wasn't any chance of recovery after that last shot, but we had to see him finish. And what a disappointing finish it is.  All obscured and full of rear-view mirror... 

Today's Car-Getting-Into-Score = 2.7

And he only gets the 0.7 because the grip.  Alas, it's like his heart just wasn't in it.

More where you'd think they'd be!