Another Jake Gyllenhaal-Related YouTube Video That Deserves Our Immediate and Full Attention

Oh man, guys.  SHolmesComedy has done something so big, so lavishly-produced, so awesomely inappropriate, that I have no choice but to bestow yet another merit badge.  The lyrics!  The Jake masks!  The Bubble Boy poster!  (Seriously, where the hell would someone even get something like that?)  This video was begging to be rewarded.  And watched.  And encouraged.  I'm just so proud that I live in era in which all of these fine people -- all of you fine people! -- are so dedicated to Jake Gyllenhaal. 

Jesus, I'm starting to tear up...

So SHolmesComedy, I hereby present to you The Badge For Awesomely Inappropriate YouTube Productions:

Congratulations!  From the bottom of my heart, I must say you have gone above and beyond the call of duty in earning this badge.  Thank you for existing. (And from personal experience, I can tell you that the restraining order really isn't that bad!)

Thanks to Silver for the find!